This not supposed to be very artistic it is just supposed to show everyone what Zapblapoman's costume looks like. so dont judge me for artistry judge me for creativity!
Does what ever a vacuum can,
Destroys a web, any size,
Catches flies, just like thieves,
Hell ya! Here comes the Vacuumman!
Does he suck? Or does he blow?
With his vacuum powered hose,
Can he suck lice from my head?
Or waspnest from my underbed?
Oh yes, he's the Vacuumman!
In the darkest light,
Any kind of grime,
He will vacuum like,
It were a crime!
Bugs beware the Vacuumman!
By housewives, he's adored,
Vacuuming is not a chore,
To him! No web is too tangled,
No basement is too mangled,
When you're the Vacuumman!
The Invisible Person, Revealed!
They got to Flurada's room and knocked at his door. He opened up and immediately asked, "Who is that guy?" as you can recall, Flurada can see partly into the infrared spectrum, therefore, he could actually see The Invisible Person.
"He's some guy I met while he was trying to rob a bank."
"So in other words he is a villain?"
"Yea well, he escaped from me at the bank and then I coincidentally ran into him here. People were starting to stare at me while I was arguing with what appeared to be nothing. I brought him here so that you could keep an eye on him."
The Invisible Person was eager to speak, "are you the one that is going to wax my legs?" Zapblapoman looked at where he thought The Invisible Person was with exhaustion.
"He's really obsessed with removing the hair from his legs. He thinks that people are starting to stare at him."
"My legs are really hairy!"
"Yeah, Zapblapoman, do not get him wrong, his legs are really hairy." Flurada cou
Chapter 9: License To Zap
It was tough getting up the next morning but they knew that it had to be done. Ned got breakfast started, while Zapblapoman and Flurada packed up the rest of the food. As it turns out, Mutant Zebras didn't attack them. They even decided that they had enough spare food to give to Harry and his friends.
When breakfast was ready they all sat down to eat. About halfway through, Harry came by to visit. They invited him to come and sit down. He did so and they all ate together. Harry offered to give them some of his food, what ever you consider that to be, but they shook their heads in a manner somewhere between disgusted and surprised.
Breakfast was over and they said their goodbyes. The Rocket Boards were gone. They found them under a bush. They were charged and ready to go. Flurada was secured into the towing position, and they were off.
In a manner of seconds, Harry could be seen waving at them in the far off distance. He vanish not even a second later.
Now, to avoid being seen by the na
Chapter 7b:Hairy Foot
After the late night, Zapblapoman was not at all energized. That electrical charge from earlier had no effect right now. He was out cold for the most of the morning. Ned started doing a bunch of random stuff around the camp, while Flurada went for a walk.
He soon came across a sign that read five kilometres to Banff. He started to walk along the road. It soon became very apparent that walking in the middle of the road was not going to be smartest thing that he has done on earth.
This was first brought to his attention when some cars were swerving in the other lane at the very first sight of him. As if they had never seen large hairy creatures before. Which is rather miraculous being that the woods seemed to be full of such creatures.
Not just elk either. Just the other night two of them had saved him from a mountain lion that head managed to sneak up on him. Its not like he was worried about the lion, but it was a nice gesture by the hairy creatures.
The second time that it was brought
Chapter 8:When Logic Fails
Zapblapoman finally got a bit of shuteye. Flurada scouted the area and Ned gathered the necessities. The landscape was basic to what you would expect the mountains to be. There were mountains; and trees; and animals; and streams of fresh water, unlike those streams of salt water; and cliffs. Yep, it was the mountains. Fish was abundant. Herds of Elk were everywhere. A lot of pretty birds flew everywhere. The sky had a few clouds littered across its wide expanse.
Ned searched through the forest for all edible and essential things. Edible such as berries, fish, and water. Essential things such as wood and bedding. He wandered around for a while until he had a bundle of leaves, a basket of berries, and a large jug of water. The berries were set aside as he began the procedure of purifying the water.
He set the water to boil, all the while having a large contraption designed to catch the vapour and allow it to drip into a container that would hold the pure water. He took some of the pure w
Chapter 7a:Plasmatic Travel
"So in other words what you are saying is that we got out of the bus, and wandered around just to find out where and when we were?" Zapblapoman and Ned were walking back to the bus when they suddenly realised that they had no idea where they had left it.
"That's pretty much it." He said
"And now we're lost?"
Ned feigned thinking and then said, "Yes, but look on the bright side. Now we can go sight-seeing in 1970 Hollywood."
"I guess, but where exactly should we go?"
"Well, there's Sunset Blvd, so that means that if we go that way… we'll still be lost."
"Good to know." So they walked and walked, then walked some more. When they were done walking they stopped to look at signs that only reminded them of how lost they were. People would stop every once and a while stare at their ridiculous outfits, including Zapblapoman's absurd superhero outfit. People stood there, gawking, and it was beginning to become unbearable. They started on a light jog, and then a heavy jog. They started at a run,
Chapter 6:Hollywood Flare
Upon going to bed the other night, after watching MagasXLR, a brilliant idea popped into Zapblapoman's head, causing him not to sleep well. He got up early in the morning, around ten o'clock, to begin working on another one of his great schemes in which allowed him to do stuff. The computer, in which we'll call Super Hero Intelligence Mega Computer or SHIMC, researched the whole net for the instructions to this ultimate Master Plan.
It was about noon when Ned came into the laboratory. Zapblapoman got up and pointed an accusing finger at Ned, and said, "Why do you think that you can come barging into my house without my permission?"
"Well I happen to have a 'key' that I can use to get into this house."
"Oh? And what 'key' is this?"
"You see my thumb? Well, there is this thing outside somewhere that I put my thumb on and it lets me in due to a fingerprint analysis and an angle tester." This would only work for Ned because the joint in his thumb could actually bend all the way back into a
Chapter 5: The Story of a Hero
Getting home, Ned got a swift grounding and was sent to his room. Zapblapoman, on the other hand, got back to the Lab of Electrocution and was welcomed by the big parental computer thingy system on the wall that Zapblapoman will need until he is eighteen. For Zapblapoman it was the beginning of a very fun and adventurous life with the downsides that every great superhero eventually comes to face. To say that a superhero's life is all a great time and a blast is a great misunderstanding for there is always a great deal of stress and responsibilities put unto the hero. Sure saving people, but there is also public appearance, slip up once and it takes a long time to recover; accidentally wear your super outfit backwards and you'll be the laughing stock of the whole Hamlet, Village, Town, or City. There is also a great deal of stress put on superheroes nationwide if they decide to have a secret identity. Not only the stressful responsibility of keeping his/her secret identity a secret, but