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Chapter 12: Shopping
"Exactly what are we getting?"
"Don't worry, it's all on the list."
"Can I see this list?" Zapblapoman was not excited about what Ned's plan was for the day.
"Don't worry, you'll find out what we're shopping for later." Ned was wearing a pair of sunglasses that looked incredibly stupid on him, but still managed to spark some sort of interest in Zapblapoman.
"Where'd you get those glasses?" the lens was red and yellow, and the frame was mainly black.
"I found them at my house. Do you like them?"
"No, I think that you look stupid, but the colours go together very nicely and it gives me an idea." Zapblapoman went to the SHIMC. He was back in a half-an-hour with his new suit. It was mainly black, and the red and yellow made it seem complete, and original all to Zapblapoman. He also implemented the new materials that the suit would be made out of.
"Nice suit," Ned said, "it looks original. Now that you are ready to go we shall go."
"I never agreed to go shopping, I don't even understand the
Chapter 11: The Answer
Welcome back faithful reader! Although the tension inside of you is most indubitably yearning to find out whether or not The Invisible Person will join sides with our beloved hero and spy on Doctor Rock, let us skip ahead to other moments and in other places for a while to allow the suspense to build. The events that happened the other night will remain hidden until his answer is revealed
Zapblapoman got out of bed and looked in the mirror, his yellow tipped hair was slightly longer, but was also visibly more yellow and the tips had now grown to half the length of his hair. His eyes now had a tinge of green left in them. In a way, he felt sad as his past crumpled up behind him and then got struck by lightning.
He could see his suit from here, hung up in the bathroom. It was still drying after what happened last night. Stupid The Invisible Person, he thought, it's his entire fault that it is wet. The suit was still dripping the last of the water. Some of you may be clever enough to noti
Does what ever a vacuum can,
Destroys a web, any size,
Catches flies, just like thieves,
Hell ya! Here comes the Vacuumman!
Does he suck? Or does he blow?
With his vacuum powered hose,
Can he suck lice from my head?
Or waspnest from my underbed?
Oh yes, he's the Vacuumman!
In the darkest light,
Any kind of grime,
He will vacuum like,
It were a crime!
Bugs beware the Vacuumman!
By housewives, he's adored,
Vacuuming is not a chore,
To him! No web is too tangled,
No basement is too mangled,
When you're the Vacuumman!
The Invisible Person, Revealed!
They got to Flurada's room and knocked at his door. He opened up and immediately asked, "Who is that guy?" as you can recall, Flurada can see partly into the infrared spectrum, therefore, he could actually see The Invisible Person.
"He's some guy I met while he was trying to rob a bank."
"So in other words he is a villain?"
"Yea well, he escaped from me at the bank and then I coincidentally ran into him here. People were starting to stare at me while I was arguing with what appeared to be nothing. I brought him here so that you could keep an eye on him."
The Invisible Person was eager to speak, "are you the one that is going to wax my legs?" Zapblapoman looked at where he thought The Invisible Person was with exhaustion.
"He's really obsessed with removing the hair from his legs. He thinks that people are starting to stare at him."
"My legs are really hairy!"
"Yeah, Zapblapoman, do not get him wrong, his legs are really hairy." Flurada cou
Chapter 9: License To Zap
It was tough getting up the next morning but they knew that it had to be done. Ned got breakfast started, while Zapblapoman and Flurada packed up the rest of the food. As it turns out, Mutant Zebras didn't attack them. They even decided that they had enough spare food to give to Harry and his friends.
When breakfast was ready they all sat down to eat. About halfway through, Harry came by to visit. They invited him to come and sit down. He did so and they all ate together. Harry offered to give them some of his food, what ever you consider that to be, but they shook their heads in a manner somewhere between disgusted and surprised.
Breakfast was over and they said their goodbyes. The Rocket Boards were gone. They found them under a bush. They were charged and ready to go. Flurada was secured into the towing position, and they were off.
In a manner of seconds, Harry could be seen waving at them in the far off distance. He vanish not even a second later.
Now, to avoid being seen by the na
Chapter 7b:Hairy Foot
After the late night, Zapblapoman was not at all energized. That electrical charge from earlier had no effect right now. He was out cold for the most of the morning. Ned started doing a bunch of random stuff around the camp, while Flurada went for a walk.
He soon came across a sign that read five kilometres to Banff. He started to walk along the road. It soon became very apparent that walking in the middle of the road was not going to be smartest thing that he has done on earth.
This was first brought to his attention when some cars were swerving in the other lane at the very first sight of him. As if they had never seen large hairy creatures before. Which is rather miraculous being that the woods seemed to be full of such creatures.
Not just elk either. Just the other night two of them had saved him from a mountain lion that head managed to sneak up on him. Its not like he was worried about the lion, but it was a nice gesture by the hairy creatures.
The second time that it was brought
Chapter 8:When Logic Fails
Zapblapoman finally got a bit of shuteye. Flurada scouted the area and Ned gathered the necessities. The landscape was basic to what you would expect the mountains to be. There were mountains; and trees; and animals; and streams of fresh water, unlike those streams of salt water; and cliffs. Yep, it was the mountains. Fish was abundant. Herds of Elk were everywhere. A lot of pretty birds flew everywhere. The sky had a few clouds littered across its wide expanse.
Ned searched through the forest for all edible and essential things. Edible such as berries, fish, and water. Essential things such as wood and bedding. He wandered around for a while until he had a bundle of leaves, a basket of berries, and a large jug of water. The berries were set aside as he began the procedure of purifying the water.
He set the water to boil, all the while having a large contraption designed to catch the vapour and allow it to drip into a container that would hold the pure water. He took some of the pure w
Chapter 7a:Plasmatic Travel
"So in other words what you are saying is that we got out of the bus, and wandered around just to find out where and when we were?" Zapblapoman and Ned were walking back to the bus when they suddenly realised that they had no idea where they had left it.
"That's pretty much it." He said
"And now we're lost?"
Ned feigned thinking and then said, "Yes, but look on the bright side. Now we can go sight-seeing in 1970 Hollywood."
"I guess, but where exactly should we go?"
"Well, there's Sunset Blvd, so that means that if we go that way… we'll still be lost."
"Good to know." So they walked and walked, then walked some more. When they were done walking they stopped to look at signs that only reminded them of how lost they were. People would stop every once and a while stare at their ridiculous outfits, including Zapblapoman's absurd superhero outfit. People stood there, gawking, and it was beginning to become unbearable. They started on a light jog, and then a heavy jog. They started at a run,
five hour energyi suppose
last week was only an aftershock
of the earthquake you were before.
this place used to vibrate
with metal strings and melodic,
testimonies to life,
emitting coffee-scented moods
and the burn of it too.
i had memorized the
sounds of silence,
i couldn't help but relish it.
no longer had i known
the sounds of folk
and scent of mocha-
you became nothing more
than an echo of the laughter
i so desperately needed to hear again.
then the echoes got louder,
bouncing ferociously off the walls
to be made manifest
i walked into your room
expecting exactly what i found-
an unmade bed,
and an empty beer
(the one that you insisted you needed
just days ago).
i pressed my nose
into the pillow
for incense and cologne and starbucks
to penetrate my mind
and thinking fervently
i already know
what a clean sheet smells like."
how strong an aftershock can be,
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