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Vacuumman! Vacuumman!
Does what ever a vacuum can,
Destroys a web, any size,
Catches flies, just like thieves,
Hell ya! Here comes the Vacuumman!
Does he suck? Or does he blow?
With his vacuum powered hose,
Can he suck lice from my head?
Or waspnest from my underbed?
Oh yes, he's the Vacuumman!
In the darkest light,
Any kind of grime,
He will vacuum like,
It were a crime!
Vacuumman! Vacuumman!
Bugs beware the Vacuumman!
By housewives, he's adored,
Vacuuming is not a chore,
To him! No web is too tangled,
No basement is too mangled,
When you're the Vacuumman!
Does what ever a vacuum can,
Destroys a web, any size,
Catches flies, just like thieves,
Hell ya! Here comes the Vacuumman!
Does he suck? Or does he blow?
With his vacuum powered hose,
Can he suck lice from my head?
Or waspnest from my underbed?
Oh yes, he's the Vacuumman!
In the darkest light,
Any kind of grime,
He will vacuum like,
It were a crime!
Vacuumman! Vacuumman!
Bugs beware the Vacuumman!
By housewives, he's adored,
Vacuuming is not a chore,
To him! No web is too tangled,
No basement is too mangled,
When you're the Vacuumman!
So this was a song that I thought up while I was vacuuming the wasps that are invading my basement. It is not original in the sense that the tune is that of Spider-man but the words are, for the most part, original. Please note that this was not meant to parody Spider-man, but it just so happened that I was vacuuming wasps. (In the writing of this poem, two wasps were vacuumed!)
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XDD LMAO, that's awesome.